Bad genetics

When the Irish wolfhound gets too close to the ox and magic unicorn blows his head off.

The "wile coyote" has bad genetics.

by bushlight January 14, 2019

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Postmans genetic slop

I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad January 25, 2020

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friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.

Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”

by anonymous August 16, 2024

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Alien Genetics

The hypothetical study of the hereditary information system used by extraterrestrial life, which may bear no resemblance to Earth's DNA/RNA/protein model. It's the search for the "code of life" when the coding language, hardware, and storage medium are all unknown. Could it be based on different nucleotides, use a quadruple helix, be stored in crystalline lattices, or be a non-chemical informational pattern? Alien genetics posits that DNA is just Earth's local software, and the galactic app store has other, unimaginable programs for building and running a organism.

Example: An Alien Genetics lab wouldn't sequence "genes"; it would try to decipher how a silicon-based microbe on Titan passes on its structural lattice patterns to its "offspring," or how a plasma-based entity in a star's atmosphere maintains its coherent form and replicates information magnetically. It's genetics without the central dogma.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

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