Garfield

Aka Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt: "I'm Garfield and i'm fat"

by JoeSissta November 16, 2021

Garfield

1. James Garfield, 20th president of USA
2. The protagonist of a comic strip of the same name who is a lazy, cynical cat who loves lasagna
3. The comic strip Garfield (the cat) appears in.
4. Andrew Garfield, an actor
5. A surname

1. James Garfield was the 20th president of USA
2. Garfield smacked a spider with a newspaper
3. I love Garfield
4. Garfield is a Spiderman actor
5. My surname is Garfield

by the random. November 26, 2021

Garfield

THE SON, FATHER, AND HOLY GHOST ALL IN ONE, HE IS GOD HIMSELF. ALL HAIL THE FAT CAT

GARFIELD IS GOD, CHANGE MY MIND, I DARE YOU

by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021

Garfield

A man that gets as much phat wet pussy as Garfield (the cat) and Andrew Garfield

“Wow he’s a Garfield”

by Gabby.gaby December 21, 2021

Garfield

when you die you will go to hell and be devoured by this god of a being

ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD

by oskarrr January 24, 2022

Garfield

1- Lasagna ocelot
2- lazy fat cat
3- our lord and savior

Garfield, you fat cat, why are you so lazy and fat

by Fuccyou2022022010230 January 28, 2022

Garfield

Garfield is a fictional fat orange tabby cat with stripes along the back of his head and torso from a comic strip called Garfield running from the 1970’s to now. He loves lasagna, spaghetti, cake, and most italian food. He is owned by his fictional owner, Jon Arbuckle. In most cases, people either love garfield or think it’s the unfunniest stuff ever. There are thousands of comics, a lot of books, two shows (Garfield and Friends in the ‘80’s and The Garfield Show in the 2000’s), a few movies that are animated and live action CGI. There are hundreds of mechindise including plushies, figurines, clocks, candles, radios, mp3 players, clothes, hats and much, much more. On the internet he is a monster-ish being with godly power and horrifying features. Check out r/imsorryjon on Reddit to learn more or imsorryjon on urban dictionary.

Person 1: Garfields is so bland and repetitive. Suxx azz

Person 2: HOW DARE YOU YOU F*CKTARD!!!!!

Person 3: THE OTHER WORLDY POWERS OF GARFIELD USE ME AS A VESEL TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO BRING A NEW COMING OF GLORIOUS BEINGS

Person 1 & 2: wtf go to a mental hospital nerd.

by Serbia is Awsome February 17, 2022