GAF

Shorthand for Gay As Fuck.

That man wearing the go-go boots and lipstick looks gaf.

by Roxie's Moxie December 8, 2025

Give A GAF

When you really don't give a F. But fun. GAF meaning 'give a F'. It doesn't make sense but it's okay guys.

"Guys I feel really sad today..."
"Okay. I don't give a GAF."

by i am not very nice February 28, 2025

GAF

Gluten as fuck. It's when a person prepares a dish or meal and makes absolutely no attempt to reduce or eliminate gluten.

Emilie: "Do you know if that dip is gluten free?"
Lincoln: "Hell no. She doesn't believe in food allergies. It's GAF."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 25, 2023

GAF

Get Absolutely Fucked

A form of letting another know they have been defeated, vanquished, or otherwise overcome by an unfavourable circumstance.

Person 1: "I just failed my anatomy midterm."
Person 2: "GAF"

by greg hefflonk April 1, 2021

GAF

"GAF" stands for Grade-Above-Factor. When a girl goes out with a boy from a higher grade.

That girl is a GAF. She's only a freshman and she's going out with a Junior.

by Fuck the Bitches Get the Money December 13, 2009

Gaf Brah

popular phrase popularised by ethmic to emphasise how much you don’t care. “Gaf brah” is exclusively said on its own, never in a sentence.

Gaf brah

by RealFuckingGayDefinitions December 15, 2025

Gaffed Up Squak

Worn Out Vagina

"i'll betya shes got a Gaffed Up Squak"

by Cracker November 4, 2023