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guessedge

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
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Grand Gesture

A risk people take by putting themselves out there to show how you feel for your significant other, usually when doubt is cast against your feelings. The "grand gesture" usually entails giving up something big in exchange for the gratitude and love of your significant other.
I showed Amy how much I love her want to be with her with my grand gesture of quitting my job in LA to be with her in New York.

John Cusak holding a boombox above his head all night to prove his dedication to Ione Sky in 'Say Anything.'
by A. Freed December 30, 2007
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Guesterbate

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
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multiple guess

A way of describing a multiple choice test.

Especially if it's ridiculously hard.
Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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Condo Gestapo

A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.
Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?
by Project6195 June 28, 2012
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Geester

Whats up geester?
by Zabass October 20, 2010
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gresta

A hipster style of dress, incorporating formal touches at times.
Wow, have you seen Mr. B today? He looks so gresta in his red plaid button down shirt, black sweater, dark jeans, and grey converse.
by mrbluvr April 2, 2013
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