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Grease Cough

The urge to cough or clear ones throat repetitively, directly caused by eating too much greasy, fast food.
Man, I got the grease coughs now. I just finished eating a 10 piece chicken meal deal. I'm such a fucking fat ass.
by serafina pekkala September 22, 2011
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grease wizard

A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.
“My friend Devon was abducted by a grease wizard last night and made love with only 1/4 consent”
by The Captain Jack March 17, 2022
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wolf grease

The natural lubricant that allowed your butt hole to stretch when taking a big poop
After joe takes a crap in a construction site Porto-potty in the middle of summer. He has to go back two hours later to re-whip the lingering “wolf grease”
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palm grease

n. a small cash bribe. Usually employed at night clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc. in attempt to garner favored treatment.
If we can't get a table, we'll have to use some palm grease.
by AsInWreck June 14, 2009
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keyboard grease

A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.
Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
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Grease Baby

(Verb) To have unprotected sex with a pizza. Can be performed by both genders.
I’m thinking about grease babying tonight, would you like to join me?
by Spicy lemons July 18, 2019
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pre-grease

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
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