Goober

A boy or girl who is extremely attractive, but lacks the attractive confidence and poise that would make them attractive. They are cute, but weird and their personality is a turn off.
Jimmy is hot but he plays flyff...GOOBER.

Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.

Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER

He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.

HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.

Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.

A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.

Get it kids?
by Christina King March 19, 2008
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Hey Libby, you've got a little goober hanging out your nose.
by Iodine April 04, 2004
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your such a goober tom, you put you dick in the wrong hole again?
by Fred Nichols January 03, 2004
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a penis and a goober licker is a person who has oral sex.
You might say.. your a goober.. and then the other person might say your a goober licker and then the other person will say no I'm not and then the OTHER person will say thats the problem
by RamaHater June 12, 2005
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by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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Goober is the male's ball sack.
I have this horrible itch on my goober.

Hey, you want to see my goober?

I have a sweaty ass goober bro...

How do you shave your goober?
by Bean Supreme April 17, 2009
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Someone's private area.
Someone that is goofy.
by Grace Lynn April 12, 2008
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