Glumpy

Something that is gross and pretty at the same time

That is a glumpy cat

by Tk han December 26, 2023

Glumfy

Combo of Glam and comfy vibes

You are so glumfy today!

My shoes are so glumpy that I can’t even deal

by HoleLLe December 26, 2023

glumgo

a gooning world champion

I glumgo'd for a week

by EdgingEdger100 January 13, 2024

glumbo

A ferious beast from under the sea, known usually as a sharko or destroyman III. He feasts on your memories of it.

I really love glumbo

by Nikkojoke January 14, 2024

Glumdudgeon

A person who - either due to their naturally-pessimistic personality or by temporary difficult circumstances - is gloomy and miserable, and finds it hard to see the positive side of anything.

"Hey Bill, you seem pretty down, what's going on?"

"Sorry, I'm a bit of a glumdudgeon at the moment. Lost my job, and then my girlfriend, and it looks like I now need to find another place to live, so everything's totally crappy, really..."

"Awww. Sorry to hear that."

"Mmmmm, thanks. Hey, now that I don't have a girlfriend, do you want to catch up for a drink sometime...?"

"Not til you're well and truly out of that glumdudgeon mode, boyo..."

by bill cauliflower January 25, 2024

Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk

“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”

by Arytewcool January 28, 2024

glumpus

Glumpus is an archaic term relating to a middle aged man with a large herd of Sploinkus. It is considered a terrible slur in some areas.

"That guy is such a Glumpus!"

by Rusty "The Loser" Johnson February 5, 2024