global suicide

Destruction of all living things in order to end suffering. See negative utilitarianism.

People will realise life is futile and eventually global suicide will be agreed upon.

by Humankind May 26, 2005

Global warming

When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass

What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!

Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Global Justice

When someone is being a butt and you punch them in the face because they are being stupid and wrong.

Kim Jong-il got his share of global justice!

by Echo-Echo February 14, 2012

global hobo

Someone who is more focused on traveling the world rather than settling down in one location.

She lived in Boston for a while, and then California, but she also spent a bunch of time in Ireland, the Dominican Republic, and all around Europe really. Man, she's such a global hobo!

by Good Samaratin December 2, 2013

Global cocaine appreciation day

Occurs on the 23rd of September every year.People generally sniff huge lines of dust and get off their lips

Me: Hey guys it’s global cocaine appreciation day let wu get some dust now Friend: sound mate will get on the dialer now

by Willymuncher69 September 23, 2019

globalShit

A subsidiary of Deutsche Lufthansa AG and run by a crackhead named laceboyo.

I was on my connection flight from Munich with globalShit and the plane crashed faster than I finished with your mom last night.

by laceboyo May 4, 2021

globalga

Globalga is used to define my fave & global superstar Lady Gaga!

My fave Globalga's album Chromatica just reached #1 in Kingdom of Arrendale Shazam Charts! Taylocal could never.

by Txmii May 9, 2023