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future-former

Polite manner in referring to a spouse or partner while in the process of separating and/or waiting for a divorce. Also can be used in reference to all in-laws including, parents, brothers and sisters cousins etc.
My future-former (ie wife/husband) asked me to pay for dinner.

I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.
by Walter P Brzozowicz August 9, 2006
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Future Hubbies

Future hubbies is an unreleased show starring many young men going through stages of finding their homosexual identities. It is one of the most inclusive shows with many multicultural characters and LGBTQIA+ representation.
Hey, have you heard the next episode of Future Hubbies is coming out?
Yes, I can’t wait to watch it!
by Pushpie March 16, 2023
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Faith In The Future

Former One Direction member Louis Tomlinson's 2nd studio album that came out on November of 2022. It is vastly different from his debut (Walls) in the best way possible. It has mixes of punk, indie pop, pop and rock genres. Listen to it because it's just that good
Person: whats fitf?
Louie: Louis Tomlinson's album Faith in the Future STREAM IT NOW!!!
by totally not harry styles February 2, 2023
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future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.
by da_plunger October 24, 2007
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Future-ism

A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
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back to the future

when you ram your big fat veiny cock into a person with such speed and power that they go back to the future
aye vro, i fucked that bitch back to the future
by BigWang69420 January 5, 2020
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Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.
"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022
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