Flonnie

1. A cool dork
2. A Fly chic

That Chic is Flonnie She's AWESOME

by Punky81 March 31, 2008

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

flonking

A single sexual encounter that includes fucking, lovemaking and bonking.

An example of flonking is one sexual session that includes rigorous doggy style, slow deep penetration and lots of laughter. Must include mutual enjoyment. Can be any combination of positions. Must encompass "It's all about me," "It's all about her/him," and "It's all about us."

by intimate adventurers November 16, 2010

Falon

not fucking flat

Yo josh falon isn’t flat at all

by Uhohpoopy June 9, 2020

Felony Friendly

The act of being friendly, and accepting to individuals with a felony, and other criminal histories. Felony friendly relates to housing, jobs & employers, and more accepting people that have felonies.

That employer is felony friendly
xamire.com is a felony friendly employer listing
Those apartments are felony friendly
They give felony friendly advice, and help

by Xamire November 10, 2011

Floner

When you get a boner when you see Flo the Progressive girl.

"I have such a raging floner right now"

by BrendanGB October 7, 2011

flonk

Abbr of flonkerton, an event in the Office Olympiad on the US tv show, The Office.

The trophy from being a flonk champ is just useless junk.

by Logi-tech May 8, 2007