fuckstick

engineer sitting next to me

Ross M is a fuckstick who does no work

by Roberto July 3, 2003

fuckadickily

1. to thrive on sex
2. the sensation of extreme hornyness
3. craving naughty things for your pet cyclops

"she was feeling quite fuckadickily"

by poopy pants April 19, 2003

fuckashit

disbelif its good if your mad

FUCKASHIT! I HATE YOU FUCKASHIT YOUR DUMb

by jim bowel March 6, 2004

Fuckstick

1. A fucking idiot or moron. (syn. fucktard)

2. Someone whose actions, opinions, and beliefs are so fucking stupid you just want to say "fuuuck!" and hit them with a shovel.

3. A person, who as a minor functionary, is just functional enough to throw sand in the gears of civilization. One step up from retard, retarded, exceptional, special, etc.

You'll find fucksticks in positions that they cannot be fired from; usually in low-level government positions or in dying industries with strong unions; for example your local school district administrators, city council members, Child Protective Services caseworkers, or political party hacks. They might also be sons of privilege, and cause damage at higher levels, such as judges, corporate executives or Republican politicians. They are plentiful in Hollywood, where actors and musicians are rarely educated beyond high school but gas on about the envronment, politics and the like. They invariably listen to talk radio (conservatives) or hippie/new age/astrology/alternative claptrap (lefties). Both freely spew forth opinions they've gleaned from whatever internet conspiracy theorists they favor, boring and embarrassing those around them.

by The Mocker July 15, 2009

Fuckalicious

A combo of Fucking+Delicious.

"Daaaammmmmmn.You're fuckalicious girl! Call me some time."

or

"My Mom makes some fuckalicious pankcakes."

by >SHAI< May 30, 2009

Fucksicle

An Eskimo who pisses me off.

Hey! You! Yeah, you! You're a fucksicle!

by Fucksicle August 15, 2004

fuckstick

(Noun) penis, cock, schlong, dick

"I have a 9" fuckstick!"

by SIDFICK April 28, 2007