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Fark

Fark: the Australian national bird call.

It was the plaintive cry of the crow adopted by the original inhabitants of Australia as their clarion call.

It was borne on the wind, through the trees, down the beach and across the water at the landing of the First Fleet. It was there at Gallipoli, Flanders, Kokoda and Khe Sahn. It rode with Breaker Morant and froze with Douglas Mawson; it flew with Kingsford Smith and Andy Thomas to the end of the earth and beyond; it ran in beside Keith Miller at Lords and texted Shane Warne in Durban; it raced up into the stands with Pat Cash and soared above the pack with Gary Ablett; it shat on Don Bradman's cap.

It’s been there in disappointment, shock, elation, amazement, pain and anger.

It’s breathed character into the language of every sporting field, workplace, farm, back-yard shed, school, public house and parliament.

It’s brought life to literature, books and magazines, the common touch to theatre and moving pictures; was immortalized on the flickering blue screen by Graham Kennedy.
Fark, fark, fark, fark, fark!
by Frank Blunt July 28, 2008
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Farkle

A fart with a bit of doo-doo sparkle.
by kelsiecole July 6, 2011
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Furkin

Another versionf fucking, but not to be used in the sexual sense, the only one to be used in circumstances where you are incredibly annoyed at someone when you're irish
youre a furkin arsehole you furkin arsehole
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farkel

The act of solving a dispute using the child's game of "Paper, Rock, Scissor".
Matt and I couldn't decide which concert to go to so we farkeled to settle the argument.
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Farkus

Any individual who has the genetic characteristics of pale skin, freckles, and most notably, red hair. A reference to Scott Farkus, a character from the motion picture A Christmas Story.
That girl would be hot if she wasn't a farkus.
by Dirtball September 14, 2005
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Flark

To fart in your hand and put it on someons face
Lol I flarked my mom while she was asleep.
by Mr .kitty February 17, 2010
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fark

A great place to comment on things you know nothing about and provide insensitive advice for pathetic hapless losers with women problems.
My farkin'GF left me what should I do?

Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem
by Frank June 22, 2003
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