frozen turd dildo.

take a steamy dump in a condom. freeze it. and then stick er in the cunt. also known as "the lumpy lad"

frozen turd dildo.

by SDCARR February 14, 2012

frozen

next level of being cool.

o my GOD that guy is so frozen, check out his accent!

by 27.7° September 9, 2008

Frozen Chocolate Banana

To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.

Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?

Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?

Miranda: Sure

( 30 mins later )

Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!

by FTB_5831 February 24, 2010

Frozen Charlie

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and use as a dildo on a girl.

I gave her the frozen charlie last night.

by 313 muthafuckas August 11, 2009

frozen penguin

When you're fucking a girl in the snow, and you stick ur dick in the snow and then go at it.

Stephen is very much about the frozen penguin.

by iaiaia February 2, 2007

frozen tampon

A tampon that has placed in the freezer in order to give oneself a pleasurable rush of cool in the hot summer.

"I make myself frozen tampons because they hit the spot way better than popsicles."

by abortion is fun June 29, 2007

Frozen Yogurt

A term used at work that informs your co-workers that you are going to engage in sexual activity.

Hey bro, can you cover for me? I'm going out for some frozen yogurt.

by Vishus January 7, 2010