The act of pelvic thrusting in your underwear to make your male genitalia flop from your belly button to your gooch area. The illusion is similar to the sight of a frog jumping around in a bag.
Tim: Hey Paul, come here you gotta see this.
Paul: Better not be a Frog in a Bag, I don't wanna see your sack flopping around anymore.
Paul: Better not be a Frog in a Bag, I don't wanna see your sack flopping around anymore.
by PaulAsh69 November 7, 2012
Get the Frog in a Bagmug. A sexual act in which a naked man drags his flaccid penis across a naked woman's back ,in a leapfrog motion, to get his penis erect.
Guy: Dude, how do you get hard 'fore you give her the nasty?
Guy 2: I just frog smile dat bitch. Bitches love frog smiles!
Guy: you're a dick, ya know that?
Guy 2: I just frog smile dat bitch. Bitches love frog smiles!
Guy: you're a dick, ya know that?
by Xyine September 18, 2015
Get the Frog smilemug. When each leg of an individual are tied independently in a fully bent position with each respective arm extended along the outside of the knee with the wrists tied to each ankle, forcing the individual’s legs to spread openly leaving their private area exposed and vulnerable, resembling the stance of a frog.
After the burglar had frog-tied her on the couch in her skimpy sun dress, Nancy regretted having not worn panties that day, as her generous love nest was completely exposed and defenseless to the burglar’s advances.
by Barefeet98 January 23, 2008
Get the frog-tiedmug. I DON'T LIKE HOW THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATERS THAT TURN THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY! I'LL SAY IT REAL SLOW FOR YOU: GAY FROGS!
by YourAMemeOneMrDitch June 4, 2020
Get the Gay Frogsmug. by Hockeywomen19 August 25, 2021
Get the Chad Frogmug. It requires you and a partner getting naked. The male would do a leap frog and the penis drags across the backside.
by The_Illuminati September 27, 2015
Get the Frog Smilemug. A ringtone created by satans very own spawn, Jamster. Not content with ripping off the sound from something called 'the insanity test', they created a hellish blue frog that for some mysterious reason had a tiny shrivelled blue wang, which becomes all the more confusing when you learn that frogs don't actually have wangs.
Do not underestimate just how irritating this er, 'phenomenon' is. If they played this, on loop, at 120 decibels, over the hills of afghanistaan, Bin Laden would come running out of hiding after just 5 minutes offering total surrender and some free dirt on Saddam to boot.
on chavs however, it has no effect.
Do not underestimate just how irritating this er, 'phenomenon' is. If they played this, on loop, at 120 decibels, over the hills of afghanistaan, Bin Laden would come running out of hiding after just 5 minutes offering total surrender and some free dirt on Saddam to boot.
on chavs however, it has no effect.
i would like to feed the crazy frog microwave popcorn kernels, nuke it, and watch the fallout land smack bang on jamster headquarters! B-ding ding ding ding SPLAT
by me old fruity July 1, 2006
Get the crazy frogmug.