Frozen Mike

When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.

i.e.
"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"
"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"

by Smokey The DOG August 26, 2008

Frozen 2

And amazing and visually stunning sequel to Disney's "Frozen" (2013) that is (Dare I say) better than the orginal. Better visuals, better songs, and a better plot. Can't beat Frozen's nostalgia but is overall an even better film.

"Mom, can we watch Frozen 2 today?"

"No, we can't"

"Okay mom, get fucked"

by Bowman of the Tree May 13, 2020

frozen firsts

Having sex with a emotionally cold or remote female virgin-typically a tease

Male 1-lets all do that chick
male 2-Hell yea...but im goin first...no sloppy seconds for me.
male 4-yea sure mate...you can have frozen firsts

by caedes451 January 09, 2006

Frozen Jim

A Frozen Jim is when you take a big, one piece lobo, freeze it, then stick it in your asshole. Also known as a frozen Adam, because he loves them so much.

Peter: "Why are you walking all funny?"
Adam: "Because Morgan Gave me like ten frozen jim's last night."

by Petris November 08, 2004

Frozen Samantha

When you take a healthy turd, place a Popsicle stick in it, then freeze it. Once it is thoroughly frozen fuck a girls vagina with it.

aaaackk i got another UTI. I gotta stop getting frozen samanthas but they feel soo good.

by turkturki October 30, 2010

FROZEN BANANA

A term to desbribe the act of sipping a frozen beverage such as a milkshake and keeping it in your mouth while going down on a guy.

My boyfriend andrew is so satisfied with me. Lastnight we went to jack in the box, and I got a vanilla shake. When we got home, I gave him a frozen banana. It drove him crazy!

by Brittany T April 22, 2008

frozen wrist

To have on a braclet or watch with lots of diamonds.

My wrist is frost bit minus two degrees. About as blue as the seas the way I manuver the V.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003