reckless spooning

A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.

Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.

by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017

Stinky freckle

another name for a poopshoot, more of the scratch and sniff variety

then i flipped her over and gave her one in the stinky freckle

by Richard Bes March 31, 2009

Boob freckle

A freckle that is located on the cleavage of a girl, on show for the world to see when she chooses to wear low cut tops.

Holy shit, Chloe's boobs are about to pop out! Dude, she has a boob freckle! NICE!

by Josabeech September 20, 2010

Feckless

Democrats.

You mean the Republicans blocked an Obama Supreme Court nomination for a year? But the democrats can’t block a trump nominee for one month? Jesus Christ, the Democrats are feckless..

by WannaBCanadian October 26, 2020

wreckless

Often-misunderstood-by-adults term used by teenagers to honestly describe their early years of careful and accident-free driving ("my early wreckless years"). Parents and authorities, naturally, are usually way too thick-headed and closed-minded to realize what the virtuous teens are referring to, and so they continue to criticize the teens as being scatterbrained and out of control, rather than praising them for their exceptional lifestyles and commendable habits.

Parole officer: So, young man, I understand you've been drinking for three years now?
Teen: Yeah, I started way back in my wreckless years.
Parole officer (disgustedly): Ahhhh... so you had no brain-sense back THEN, either, eh?
Teen: No, no, no... what i meant was ---
Parole officer (impatiently): Nah-ah --- no need to explain. I believe I am getting the picture perfectly loud and clear. I'm gonna recommend another three months' probation for the likes of you.

by QuacksO August 28, 2012

fuckless bird: "🐣"

The Fuckless Bird, aka The Little Bird With No Fucks, is a little bird who just doesn't have any fucks. The Fuckless Bird is represented by the Hatching Chick Emoji: 🐣

Jenny: "Hey, Andy, I'm sorry I missed dinner last night and didn't call. Can I make it up to you somehow?"

Andy responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

or

Andy: "Did you guys hear that they are doing a limited time re-release of Titanic in movie theaters?"

Everyone responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

by Hollywood85 December 28, 2016

feckless

Worthless. Useless. Of no value.

Hilary Clinton is a feckless piece of shite stuck up my arse.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004