Sex act in which one takes a can of Foster's Australian lager and a beer bong inserting the hose end into the partners anal cavity and pours the can into the beer bong. The act can include a lego surf guy. Just make sure to tie a string to the surf guy, so you don't have to send the lego diver in after him.
by ludeboi69 March 7, 2016
Get the foster's whirlpoolmug. Otherwise known as sf-dawg, she is the embodiment of all memes known to mankind. She is an innovator, a revolutionary, some might even say a saint. And she is most certainly NOT gay. Some her greatest accomplishments include when sf-dawg fell, getting attacked by a German Shepherd, and you know she had to do it to em¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Skye Foster January 24, 2018
Get the Skye Fostermug. Chodie Fosters filmography Includes Silence of the Chode. The Chode files . Taxi Chode. Chode room. Chodehood
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
Get the chodie fostermug. by blastmaster13 November 21, 2017
Get the amelia fostermug. by ur69mom<33 November 16, 2021
Get the jocelinne fostermug. Is a loyal, bomb ass person who is everybody's best friend and is always lit as fuck. They keep it real and is insane as fuck.
by dncslv✂ July 23, 2017
Get the chelby fostermug. A tax supported program whereby complete losers who aren't smart/competent enough to use birth control can have full-time babysitting services provided for up to 3 years before deciding to be a somewhat responsible parent.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
Well, we've had these kids for almost three years, and now they're going back to "Mom", so they can live in the house and ride in the car, and go to the doctor, all paid by our taxes.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.
by tenzip June 14, 2008
Get the foster caremug.