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The Forbidden Nap

Taking a nap after 7pm while hoping that it won't lead to an exhausting, time-warped disaster, but simultaneously knowing that it undoubtedly will.
Bruh I'm destroyed; I'm probably gonna pass out at 9 tonight.

Dude just take The Forbidden Nap then come through!
That never actually works.
by conmang March 4, 2020
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The Forbidden Trident

When a girl farts, quiefs, and pees at the same time.
Did you hear Susie in the bathroom? I think she just made the forbidden trident.
by Pseudonahm January 12, 2021
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The act of a father figure, of which you don't have, forbidding something.
dad: AS YOUR FATHER I EXPRESSLY FORBID IT
kid: fine ill ask mom
by human i think February 1, 2023
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forbidden fruit

any vagina you are not "legally" allowed to be inside
I wish I could bang her, but she's too young, she's got that forbidden fruit
by Wozy May 27, 2018
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forbidden fruit

a non-edible object that people attempt to eat for the sake of a trend
person 1: "Everyone is craving the forbidden fruit"
person 2: "yea, I watched Jesse eat a tide pod yesterday."
by Blue eyed geek May 3, 2018
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Forbidden Waterslide

The sexual act of one taking a slimy shit into another persons mouth and swallowing it whole.
Oh my god Debbie! We had sex last night and he wanted to try this position he heard about called ‘the Forbidden Waterslide’ and it was soooo good!”
by SEXGODTHEGOAT January 29, 2021
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God Forbid

God Forbid are an awesome band from New Jersey featuring Byron Davis - Vocals, John Outcalt - Bass, Doc Coyle - Vocals/Guitar, Dallas Coyle - Vocals/Guitar and Corey Pierce - Drums.

"Soon after the group’s inception in 1996, Out of Misery and Reject The Sickness were released on the small indie label 9 Volt Records helping GOD FORBID develop a rabid underground following. This buzz quickly attracted the attention of Century Media Records who immediately signed the band. In 2001, they unleashed Determination – an Americanized form of thrash metal so unrelenting that it brought listeners to their knees."

"After a three-year wait and with a desire to prove to the world just what they are truly capable of, the group return with their most pummeling offering to date. This time they have successfully bridged the gap between thrash, hardcore and traditional metal. The group’s many influences, ranging from Ozzy and Slayer to Megadeth and The Haunted all shine though on this stunning new offering, as they created a record that can appeal to any fan of heavy music no matter their preference. The new album, Gone Forever, was recorded at Trax East Studios by Eric Rachel (Atreyu, A Life Once Lost) and mixed by acclaimed producer Colin Richardson (Chimaira, Fear Factory)"
- godforbid.com

Most recently, they have toured with Killswitch Engage, Chimaira and Shadows Fall (2004), supported Machine Head (2004), and have just finished their own tour supported by Ted Maul and Extol.

Prepare to be annihilated.
God Forbid played an awesome set last night, man!
by Antihero March 31, 2005
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