future-former

Polite manner in referring to a spouse or partner while in the process of separating and/or waiting for a divorce. Also can be used in reference to all in-laws including, parents, brothers and sisters cousins etc.

My future-former (ie wife/husband) asked me to pay for dinner.

I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.

by Walter P Brzozowicz August 9, 2006

foomcroflmao

falling out of my chair rolling on floor laughing my ass off

when sally told that joke i started foomcroflmao

by benbenigans February 18, 2009

Foomari

Foomari sucks at any game you play. If you come across him in the battle field be prepared to get an easy kill

Foomari is trash at video games

by Thattrashkidthaylivesnextdoor February 9, 2019

fooker'd

when you get finger'd and fucked at the same time

you're going to get fooker'd bitch. I heard genna got fooker'd last night

by T0rnad0wiper October 31, 2020

Footer

A dude with a really big dick-
a foot long dick

"Girl how big is it??"
"OOOH BITCH, he's a footer!"

by raeggy February 23, 2021

fooderal

like a funeral, but food. boom. fooderal. is it that hard to figure it out?

person 1: "I don't know, I'm not gonna order the beans."
person 2: "It's your fooderal."

by fennecsaur March 14, 2021

Foamer

Someone who has an orgasm when they see a train.

Calm down foamer its a train, pls don't cum

by Ohjgnmihh June 27, 2022