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flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
by DAMU21 April 26, 2011
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Flashbang

When a female flashes her titties and fucks you.
"Rip the homie Abraham, he got flashbanged by that thot."
by Imakebeans July 26, 2020
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Nam Flashback

When you hear someone moaning and you begin to have Nam Flashbacks of loose pussy and squirtin lime on your dong
Tom had a Nam Flashback when he heard Bob and Ashley doing it next door.
by 666 6969 October 5, 2019
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Flashbang

Everyone whos been in a relationship knows how every girl has to have their "girl time". Well for all of you who want to end the relationship with a "BANG" will want to give this one a shot.

Next time your girl goes and has her girl time with all her little slutty friends, you gather up all your bros, go to your girls house, and then infiltrate inside and yell FLASHBANG and a big massive rape fiesta begins. And if you want to make it more interesting you can see who the first one is to plant his seed, consider it a race perhaps.
1.) Ah Jerry you son of a bitch! We owe you for inviting us to your flashbang lastnight! *A big happy 6-way highfive emits from everyone present*

2.) My boyfriend and his friends flashbanged us last night... I can't say it didn't prove a point...
by Dwayne Delaney March 13, 2010
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Flashback Bangin

When you hook up with someone that you haven't Seen in Many Years and you end up Wrestling Naked for Old Times Sake..
I was chatting on Facebook, with a former playmate from High school.. Next thing you know We are having Lunch, Tesla Comes on the Radio and before you know it, We were "Flashback Bangin", at the Old before School Make out Spot....Thanks for the Mammaries....;-)
by Ghost1319 January 9, 2015
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Flashbang

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you pull your dick out of her mouth at the last second and cum in her eyes and slap her ears, resulting in a blinded effect and ringing in her ears.
I gave Suzy a flashbang last night! She got so pissed, but it was worth it!
by mwaaaaaaahm May 17, 2018
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LSD flashback

I must be having an LSD flashback. Somebody just said Terry Branstad would be a good Governor.
by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010
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