Farkiss

Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.

Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"

by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007

farkument

(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious www.fark.com; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic

"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"

"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"

by phillydrifter January 3, 2008

FarkNads

Its a word that sums up all the things you want to say when you sit on your balls. Kindof like blurting out "FUCK!"

1 haha have a seat bro. 2 FARKNADS 1 awww dude i heard a crunch!

by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010

Farkha

Slang Arabic word for "Chicken"...
"Farkha" = one chicken (single), "Ferakh" = chickens (plural)

1. I eat half of the "farkha" and you eat the other half.
2. I'm having "ferakh" on dinner, tonight.

by Zajeros May 25, 2010

flarknan

a weird person who tends to flark a lot

man, look at that flarknan
wow what a flarknan
YOU FLARKNAN!

by Zailik August 19, 2010

farkle score

Mammary glands, specifically the nipples and/or areolas.

Suck my farkle score, biatch.

by You know, that one girl... December 4, 2010

farktocious

Having all the qualities of a fact or idea stemming from an meta-introspective standpoint with abstract layers of various involvement.

Bob: Want to go to the museum, or the zoo today.
Jim: The zoo sounds more farktocious.

Bob: So which is it?

by jimbo-dean October 10, 2011