Fecal Friday

When you save up a few days worth of shit for a mighty Friday send-off.

Person 1: Hey, just checking if you’re doing alright health wise? I’ve noticed that you haven’t been as regular on your bathroom trips this week.
Person 2: oh, don’t worry about me, just saving up for a Fecal Friday.

by Snaguage November 10, 2021

fecal delivery

When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.

Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”

by PBR Defined This, Yer Welcome! April 27, 2022

filthy fecal fish hook

getting a finger put in your mouth which was just deep inside you or someone elses rectum.

Listen up bitch your gettin the filthy fecal fish hook.

by ballenger lacrone June 30, 2008

cerebral fecal transformation

Shit for brains

You believe that? You must have cerebral fecal transformation.

by Big_al March 5, 2013

fecal fairy

a person who leaves fecal matter behind where it shouldnt be

gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy.

by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 8, 2005

fecalmaniac

someone who loves doo-doo feces

If you go to ratemypoo.com, you are a fecalmanic.

by goatcheese June 14, 2004

fecalbate

masturbating with feces for lubrication

I fecalbated with your mom's poop.

by the pupster September 17, 2007