by Emily Horne October 4, 2005
Get the falfurrious mug.To get lit up and/or laid out by Darren Sharper, much like during the Patriots saints game, where faulk got hammered!
Guy: did you see faulk get laid out by sharper?!?!? BEAST MODE
Girl: who's sharper?
Guy: go the fuck away
Girl: who's sharper?
Guy: go the fuck away
by Jimmy Football December 19, 2009
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An exTREMELY overrated book and movie. Not even as sad as people say it is (yes, I am human) Was pretty disappointed when I first read the book cause of all the hype and "OMG I bawled my eyes out and used up all the tissues!" around it. It wAS a good book, but idek what all the craziness was about...
Friend 1: OMFG HAVE YOU SEEN THE FAULT IN OUR STARS I LOVE IT SO MUCH I USED UP LIKE 5 TISSUE BOXES ITS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!
Me; yeahh....it was.....g...ood......
Me; yeahh....it was.....g...ood......
by thisismypseudonymm April 18, 2015
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someone who is a fucking fail at life. usually simple minded stupid sheepish like person. cannot think for themselves, easily repeat to others anything told to them without thinking, act like they are being successful at their human being life job, but are really just very stupid and dumb. People that are or are similar to failfucks include rednecks, religious extremists, bandwagon sports team fans, stupid crazy mothers, douchebags, people who support neocons and similar company, Nazi's, the English Defense League anyone else who is/are a major obstacle to the advancement and progression of civilized society and human life.
failfuck: "9-11 happened cuz of the AyeRakees!"
failfuck: "black people only eat kfc"
failfuck: "poor people are poor cuz they suck yo"
failfuck: "haha look at the fat guy thinking that midget is a large sandwich"
failfuck: "remember son, we all know jews hide gold and muslims are evil. dont make friends with that isaac or that abdul"
failfuck: "black people only eat kfc"
failfuck: "poor people are poor cuz they suck yo"
failfuck: "haha look at the fat guy thinking that midget is a large sandwich"
failfuck: "remember son, we all know jews hide gold and muslims are evil. dont make friends with that isaac or that abdul"
by concerned human being December 1, 2011
Get the failfuck mug.v. 1, To remove the filter between one’s personal thoughts and speech, resulting in free indirect discourse.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.
1. "What the hell am I doing, I was supposed to turn left on Ponce, man I need to lose weight"
"What ARE you talking about?"
"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."
"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."
"What ARE you talking about?"
"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."
"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."
by mattpie July 29, 2012
Get the Faulkner mug.My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.
Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.
by Jon March 15, 2005
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