farm fiesta

Going to a farm and fucking all the animals. Such as pigs, goats, horses, ducks, chickens, etc.

I went to my buddy Garrett's house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019

farm fiesta

verb. Going to a farm just to fuck all the animals such as goats, pigs, chickens, ducks, etc.

Last night I went to my buddy Garretts house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019

farm fatale

1) A badass hot woman that actually runs the show on the farm
2) A hot farm girl that uses her charm and looks to get what she wants
3)the opposite of a barn boss

The Farm Fatale told the Barn Boss she was getting a new horse.

When I asked who ran the farm they pointed to the good looking woman. Then I knew she was a farm Fatal.

by FarmerMark82 April 28, 2020

Farm laundry

White girl country night club

I'm goin to farm laundry

by tinypony August 16, 2020

Farm Psychopathy

When you grew up on a farm and are able to put down animals without emotional trauma.

Lisa wanted bring her suffering cat to the vet to put down but it was expensive. Luckily her boyfriend Jonas had farm psychopathy so he was able to do it for the cost of a bullet.

by Bomafian December 11, 2020

Farm-Assist

Hey Bro, this Kid at the Dispensary ....
Hash-tag Emerald Oz, She’s not a “BudTender” , She’s a FARM ASSIST!! Totally 💯 on recommending Buddha, Aye!

Hey Dude, Dis Kid at da Dizpensorry, sick Buddha Yo! Talk bout dat sticky Ickiest!!
She’s a Strate 🆙 “FARM-Assist!”
On the 💯! Knot 🪢 no bud-tender..

by CPO BOATS January 12, 2021

Farm aid

The unholy concoction of food you cook when you come home very drunk at 3 AM. Using almost everything in the kitchen.

Q: “Dude, what the hell did you make last night? It’s smells like burnt ketchup and mushroom soup”
A: “ Farm Aid”

by Isamu Noguchi September 16, 2021