fangus

Fungus of the anus.

P1: Dude, Matty has fangus!
P2: How would you know, bro?
P1: Your mom told me it looked, smelled and tasted horrendo.

by gitvongat August 9, 2008

Turd Ferguson

Whacking off using the TURD juice as lubricant

Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight

by turd the furg April 6, 2010

Fergus McFail

Statement made when referencing Fergus McPhail, optimistic main character of the Australian children's comedy series that was released on Network Ten in 2004, of the same name.

Kid asks a girl out, gets rejected
Kid's friend: 'Oooh, duuuude, Fergus McFAIL!!!'

by igetshitscaredbyslenderbitch August 31, 2012

Turd Ferguson

A Turd Ferguson is anyone that repeatedly fails at things.

The ball bounced off the wall and hit him in the face! He is such a Turd Ferguson

by Redcargoggles August 24, 2017

Farguita

Popular in Tunisia

It's a tool that we use in order to eat...salad for example

which defines fork

A:why don't you eat salad?
B:cause I don't have a Farguita

by Azeez take this L October 27, 2022

fragus

all that is not not fragus

an apple is not fragus

by garth February 4, 2004

Wayne Ferguson

The most loving man in the whole world. He is my life and will always be. Do not know what I would do without him. He puts a smile on my face when I go to sleep, and makes sure it is still there in the morning.

I love you more and more every day Wayne Ferguson

by welshy_angel January 13, 2011