failyness

To fail

Smithy.

Smithy is the epitome of failyness

by The_amazing_one October 21, 2010

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

Failephant

Failure in grand proportions. Comparable in size to an elephant.

Me: "I wanted to go to the fair with my crew on Thursday, but my boy is in school, everyone was complaining about money, and the hot girl I told you I thought liked me is busy that day...with her boyfriend."

Nemesis: "Wow, what a failephant!"

by Evangelusher April 13, 2011

Failtype

A mistake made when writing a message on an electronic device.

"There's a snake in my room! That's not food!!"
"Good* hahahaha oops, failtype"

by mbutl78 September 21, 2012

failed economy

Also see "broken economy" Failure by design, A economy flawed from the start. Lead to ruins by those in power.

Failed economy

by ShowWy-D November 26, 2013

failette

When you try to make an omelette but fail to keep it together, it is a failette.
Can be applied to anything ending in "ette" that you fail to pull off. See also, failet.

I made a sausage and green pepper failette—messy but delicious.

by detazer June 22, 2014

falleyoffmore

When a pork chop is so moist, the breading falls off more than usual.

"The pork chop was so moist and delicious, but the breading was falleyoffmore"

by mafiaxts4 January 28, 2014