fail snow

1. n. precipitation that appears to be snowlike as it falls but melts in a pathetic, muddy, and/or unexciting fashion soon after reaching the ground.
2. n. marijuana. (Origins: in urban mythology, the condensation nuclei of the fail snow comes from marijuana smoke).

"My excitement turned to disappointment when I couldn't build a snowman: the snow turned out to be fail snow and melted right away."

"She was put in jail because she was caught smoking fail snow."

by Forgettable Nanny November 25, 2009

fail troll

Some kid on forums who tries really hard to troll, but just gets shot down, because he somehow fails at the simple art of trolling.

Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: nahbro
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: you look pretty mad
Fail Troll: nope, umad
Better Troll: do you have anything of substance to say or are you just gonna say stupid fucking shit because you're a fucktard?

by lolthetrolls December 21, 2011

Caden Fail

When someone makes the simplest mistake when saying goodbye to someone over chat or text.

Person 1 "BYEEEEE"

Person 2 "BYEEEEEEEe"

Person 1 "That was a caden fail"

by grimmmmmm July 8, 2010

Infomercial Fail

To fail amazingly badly at a basic or simple task. Infomercials use this kind of exaggerated, highly unlikely failure to demonstrate the nonexistent or dubious "problem" the product in question supposedly solves (i.e. trying to crack an egg into a bowl and instead splattering egg and crushed shell pieces all over everything within three feet, hammering a nail into drywall and sending the hammer right through the wall, eating a sandwich and having its entire contents fall directly into your lap, etc.).

Just full-on infomercial failed at cracking an egg. Twice.

by StromCarlson June 1, 2010

Priority Fail

Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.

Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)

by YAWA July 14, 2020

Fail Mob

When a flash mob goes horribly wrong.

"That was such a fail mob, they announced what they were going to do before anyone even started dancing."

by Tsahcomplice November 23, 2010

Fail Goose

A Fail Goose is someone who does something so massively lame that they have simply failed at life. They are in turn called a fail goose.

Also, the collective term for a group of people failing together is a flock of fail geese.

This term is becoming popular and is sometimes seen tagged through twitter as #failgoose.

Jean: You spelled together wrong, its spelt T-O-G-E-T-H-R
Bob: OMG, ur such a fail goose.

by djkizza September 19, 2009