by ThatGreatGenius! February 5, 2022
Get the Powder Face mug.An expulsion of milk through the rectum directly into the face of a friend, family member, or acquaintance. NOTE: If the receiver of the anal milk is a stranger, OR the milk is not DIRECTLY sprayed into the face it is not a wet bruce to the face.
Steve: These cookies are delicious! I wish I had some milk.
Tim's Ass: *glug glug glug*
Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk!
Tim: Fuck you steve.
Steve: DEAR GOD NO!
Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! *SPRAY* PHFFFFFT PHFT! *drip*
Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE!
Steve: The milk is warm.
Tim's Ass: *glug glug glug*
Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk!
Tim: Fuck you steve.
Steve: DEAR GOD NO!
Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! *SPRAY* PHFFFFFT PHFT! *drip*
Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE!
Steve: The milk is warm.
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When a person's face looks 20-30 years older than their actual age. As if they've been hit in the face repeatedly with a baseball bat. This can be genetic, but it could also happen by abusing drugs, or after several botched cosmetic surgeries.
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Get the Face Battle mug.usually sets in around your 4th or 5th drink of alcohol, it occurs when your face becomes expressionless and thus less attractive. Can be a particular downside when attempting to attract members of the opposite sex
Brandon:"Woah, John's not doing to well over there with the ladies. He looks totally plastered"
Nate: "You're right. Better get him some gum to chew quick to get rid of that bar face!"
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