The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.
by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.
Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
by DarthGyro October 18, 2016
Get the Facebookmug. by Nyan sans February 28, 2017
Get the Facebookmug. Facebook:
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing
Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook
by Oliviamhancock December 13, 2019
Get the Facebookmug. 
A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes
by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019
Get the Facebookmug. The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.
by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011
Get the Facebookmug.