Fratcake 

adj.
n.

Can be used as an adjective OR noun.

"Fratcake". To be stupid, frustrating, uncool.

less offencive word derived from : Fuckface.

Canadian origin.

"Dammit Colin! Why Do you have to be such a damn fratcake?!"

"Jesus.....that girl looks like SUCH a fratcake in her dress....ew.."

Fratcake by bAitEn_kAitOs August 25, 2005

Fruitcakes-Anonomys 

It is not so much a physical object more of a beliefe or a religion,if you will. It stands for a variety of large bootys and music by Seal. Not the animal kind, but the "Kiss from a Rose" kind. Some of the most common symptoms of Fruitcakes-Anonomys are watching Radar Men From the Moon vol. 2 chapters 7-12, or playing endless hours of Sega Saturn.

"Look at yourself! Fruitcakes-Anonomys."

"What do you want for dinner?"
"Ill have some Fruitcakes Anonomys."

"Careful, you dont want you to fall and break your Fruitcakes-Anonomys."

"Gimme Fruitcakes-Anonomys on the rocks."

"Baby! I Compare You to a Kiss from a Rose on the Grey, OoOoOhhh The more I get of you,Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey."

"Dont let your Fruitcakes-Anonomys go to waste, young man."

Fruitcakes-Anonomys by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005

FruitCaked 

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.

Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!

FruitCaked by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010

Fruitcaked 

To be forced into a gay situation in which a straight person is opposed to.

The gay Ridgefield police officer fruitcaked me when performed a second strip-search on me for no other reason than to catch a peek at my pecker, scrutinize my scrotum and analyze my anus for his own gratification.

Fruitcaked by The Counterpuncher December 7, 2024

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Fruitcaking 

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.

Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?

Fruitcaking by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017

Fruit Cake 

homosexual gay or a queer

"Hey what's up You Fruit Cake" or "Yo Jeff That Guy Look's Like a Fruit Cake"

Fruit Cake by Street Talk Fo Realz February 25, 2017