Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.

"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.

by Smurfanator February 7, 2010

Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.

There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!

by elvi888 January 13, 2023

Fraser

Scottish. Badass, Straight up. Will do any dare he faces, no matter how idiotic they sound. Fraser isn't afraid to experience new things. But don't invite him over, his Scottish appetite will enable him to fucking inhale your entire kitchen.

Oh crap dude. Hide your grandma's Thanksgiving leftovers, FRASER'S COMING

by Rainbow Raider May 10, 2018

Dust Farter

An old person. Cause they are so old the fart dust.

Man, that dust farter sure is cranky in his old age.

by Aron S February 23, 2009

Dingle berry farter

When a tiny mini snowman-looking poop comes from his hill and against his own will Out of your anus. Hopefully it's not too wet.

"I thought i was just farting, but... WOW! Out pops my little dingle berry Friend!" Dingle berry farter

by I am who you think I am. October 12, 2011

toungue my farter

The act of one person using their toungue to lick another ones bum hole, can be used as a one liner in the same contents as "kiss my arse" Like such "toungue my farter"

Toungue my farter you fucking creature. Aw he was tounging my farter last night it felt amazing!

by Oofftt January 10, 2014

Farter

Someone who farts so much that their pants smell farty.

John is such a farter. His room smells farty for days

by Farty May 13, 2004