Fording

When an older man flirts with a younger girl and gets no where.

Common example when a senior flirts with a freshmen and gets rejected. (In High school)

Hey Mitch is johnny fording again?

Yup that man is never gonna get laid

by Goatsmilk November 11, 2009

foreing

shit that hardens in your anus

person 1:are you foreing

person 2:not foreing.its foreign

person 3:that means shit

hi do you have foreing

yes

by themanwhoknowsyou!!! January 16, 2018

fworking fwork

Colloquil pronouncement of "fucking fuck" used when would like to appear as a Italian-American New York gangster.

"I caught Joey Fingers in bed wit my broad so I olugged the fworking fwork"

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Forbing

The act of only being able to communicate using a power point presentation.

Phil: Hey Brad, this is Kenny.
Brad: Hey Kenny! how you doing?

silence....

Brad (to Phil): Dude, why's he not talking?
Phil: Oh don't worry, should have said, he's Forbing, he can only talk if he's reading it off power point.

by LFTW November 5, 2009

forcing it

begging it without begging it off someone else

alex said, Hi

John Smith said, you forced it. 2k28
Alex replied, that ain't dank man, thats a neck
This is forcing it

by tommzmorriz December 5, 2016

Fording

the act of being sick

Fording - Last night I forded all over myself while wallowing on the toilet floor of the bar, unable to pick myself up.

by Dhabi1 November 10, 2011

fording

The Australian Bogan equivalent of the adjective, Holding...
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...

-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.

"Oi Bruce, do you know where my sunnies are?"
"Yeah Mate, youse fording them in ur hands, AYE!".

by Undi3s August 19, 2014