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Cuck Father

Decadent, self-loathing, sterilized, mentally deranged liberal that prefers raising other men's children, preferably ethnic ones.
Shib: Look at that man and all those children, looks like a rainbow family.
Zad: He is what you call a Cuck Father. Those kids suggest that Darnell, Satvinder, Yin, Jose Lopez Caminero, and Yaya Makatunde have all inseminated his wife.

Sib: Damn son, this is some sick shit.
by Roy Liotta December 24, 2018
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Father Neil

An elderly pervert dressed in tight jeans, jean jacket and cowboy boots who frequents strip clubs and shopping malls

An aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack

A useless old goat who's only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers

An elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature ejaculation
"Look at that Old Goat hitting on those chicks!!"
"Yep, that's Father Neil"

"That dirty old man just told that stripper to piss on it"

"Must be a Father Neil"
by DaveRoy January 15, 2009
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go-faster's

Term which originated in the military in reference to running shoes.
You little shits better find some go-faster's or I will PT you til you fucking die.
by B. Pietsch February 3, 2008
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father ted

A very funny IRISH (Ireland is not in the UK) absurdist/surrealist comedy about 3 priests practicing on an extremely remote island off the coast of Ireland.

Father Ted Crilly is fairly apathetic priest, more interested in TV and movies than religion. His dream is to practice in LA. He misses out on this opportunity.

Father Dougal McGuire is an idiotic, dim-witted young priest who is pathetic yet likeable. He mixes up situation very easily.

Father Jack Hackett is a scruffy, dirty, violent, mean, old alcoholic who takes joy out of abusing the other two priests. He has: hit Ted with a brick, clamped Ted's nipples with clothespegs, run over Ted with Ted's own car, etc.

The series is available in most stores, even in the US (It was last year, at least). It's the funniest thing ever.
Ted: We need some place to stay for the weekend

Dougal: What about Mewengwe? His parents are away and he has satellite!

Ted: Dougal, he lives in Ethiopia.
by some guy February 18, 2004
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Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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fatherless behavior

guy: AYE BRO LEMME EAT YO ASS
guy 2: You gay asf on that fatherless behavior and shit
by Adrian keller January 4, 2021
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Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.
"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"
by poontang June 17, 2006
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