Alternative Factsplanation

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.

President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”

by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020

Philip's Big Book of Random Facts

The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.

How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.

by chucknorrisownsall January 8, 2023

Fatass

a tribe in trinity beach, whom gave up on being hot and attractive for summer and decided to move on to plan B which was create a tribe retreat to a cute little hut and eat food, fuck society with cute boys, the ass means they have a nice ass!

the fatass tribe strikes again in another community

by fatass tribes August 26, 2014

Fatccoon

A really Fat, gamer Raccoon that has an amazing sense of humor and is anti-furry

Fatccoon is good at CS:GO

by Fatccoon July 4, 2019

fatchick mode

A period of extremely prolonged undesired celibacy leading to impaired judgement (classic penis goggles syndrome) of potential mates that are quite overweight, such as someone with neckroles larger than your waistline.

Tom, "Ah man it must be the Irvine effect but I'm practically in fatchick mode."
Victor, "ah man that's terrible, but I guess you can tittyfuck her fat folds or something. Just squeeze the backfat together and you got yourself at least 3 more titties."

by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

fatass

A fatass is someone with overlapping lovehandles, multiple chins apon chins, and man tits that are triangle shaped due to gravity. They never want to get up, unless food is offered, and there fat giggles when they breath, walk, and talk.

Eric ur chins are giggling and your not even moving, ur such a fatass.

by Greg Fat Man April 9, 2006

Spit Facts

A meme originating from the TVFilthyFrank video Human Cake were Vsauce Spits Facts.

Commenter: Do spit facts pleas

by ToasterMan September 5, 2016