false sense of humor

An inflated feeling that one has a good sense of humor because his/her significant other laughs at all of his/her jokes.

"Dude, why does Adrian think he is so funny, his jokes are lame."
"Because his girlfriend giggles at every single one of his jokes and gives him a false sense of humor."

by Trojan29 June 12, 2009

Little Falls

A very small yet highly populated town in Passaic County New Jersey. It is a relatively quiet town compared to its neighbors, such as Clifton and Paterson. The town is broken up into three unoffical sections, relativaly: Great Notch (North) The "Center" and Singac (South). Those born and raised here rarely leave, at the most they will land themselves within 30 miles of the town and many natives will die here. Unless you have buisness in town, you will most likely never see this place expect passing by along Route 46 or Route 23. The center of town is not actually the center of town, however Quick Check is. Should you be seeking a long lost friend, or trying to find something to do on a Friday night, Quick Check would be your answer, you will find what you are looking for. The township buisness and political sectors are dominated by a handfull of Families, should you be a member of one of those familes you are set for life. If not, you will most likely not survive long. (They are mostly Itialian or Polish so beware) Speaking of Itialian or Polish, the town is primarily caucasin, with a small about of asians followed by an even smaller number of africian americans and hispanics. Many are drawn here and many stay due it being one of the few safe areas remaining in Passaic County. It is a slightly expensive town, however not as expensive as neighboring Wayne. Most teenage and out of school kids visit sourrounding towns for entertainment, because there is nothing to occupy time with the expection of the WIllowbrook Mall in Wayne. The town also sees an influx of college students during the school year as Montclair State University partially resides in the township. Many locals relate to MSU as the "Local College" because many of those locals are alumni or attend the university. Overall, in comparision to the sourrounding areas, the town has remained mostly unchanged over the years and it's close proximity to New York City makes it a jem!

Little Falls Resident: Yes, I live in Little Falls.

Newark Resident: Where?

by MongoMike March 31, 2009

false alarm

when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.

false alarm anthem:
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to shit
but only farted

by souleater666666 August 28, 2010

false wake up

The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.

Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.

by Idrinkalot December 6, 2010

Falseheimer's

Falseheimer's: (noun) A feigned non-medical condition which symptoms include selectively forgetting things previously learned for the sake of expediency/convenience and forgetting to do chores in which one has no interest. Spouses and retail associates are particularly prone.

You forgot today was my birthday even after I told you three times a day all last week????? That's not a senior moment, dear: You have Falseheimer's."

by eightdozenroses November 20, 2010

false knowledge

A person telling someone, about or how to do something, when in reality the person does not know what they are talking about and is talking dangerous ignorance.

Listening to false knowledge is more dangerous the ignorance.

by bigcheddar April 11, 2015

False Hope

When someone makes you believe or give you feelings about something that isn’t true.

She gave me false hope, by giving me an almond that could not be opened. I expected to eat the almond, but therefore couldn’t since it was sealed closed, so she gave me false hope.

by Strawberry milk tea January 4, 2021