Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
by mochicho March 8, 2009
Get the Farticide mug.1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.
by A Bob bay March 21, 2008
Get the fartation migration mug.Acronym for Fielder Allows Runner To Score Like A Moron.
An baseball play in which a defensive fielder makes an embarrassing combined mental and physical blunder that allows one or more base runners to score. A simple error alone does not qualify - there is an added layer of moronity on top of the play, where the player involved has momentarily stopped playing baseball.
Examples include arguing with an umpire while holding the ball and not paying attention to the runner, missing a catch and then angrily throwing your glove on the ground and stomping away, or catching a pop fly for the second out, but thinking that it's the third out and casually throwing the live ball into the stands.
An baseball play in which a defensive fielder makes an embarrassing combined mental and physical blunder that allows one or more base runners to score. A simple error alone does not qualify - there is an added layer of moronity on top of the play, where the player involved has momentarily stopped playing baseball.
Examples include arguing with an umpire while holding the ball and not paying attention to the runner, missing a catch and then angrily throwing your glove on the ground and stomping away, or catching a pop fly for the second out, but thinking that it's the third out and casually throwing the live ball into the stands.
Benny Agbayani committed a FARTSLAM when he caught a fly ball, and thinking there were three outs, gave the ball to a fan, which allowed the runner to score, and Agbayani had to ask for the ball back.
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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After his students found out that Mr. Jefferson had eaten nothing but Del Taco for a whole week, they started calling him FartyMcShitPants
by FartyMcShitPants February 26, 2021
Get the FartyMcShitPants mug.A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.
Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!
by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022
Get the fartballs mug.After drinking large amounts of robitussin to get high you usually get gassy as hell and get what I like to call the robo-farts. The day after if you're still afterglowing you'll be ripping robo-farts all day.
by LCeezey January 11, 2009
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