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Northern England

Better than the south.

The North of England starts at the bottom of Yorkshire, so fuck off Birmingham, you southern softies.
by MarleyB12345 February 26, 2011
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New England

The six greatest states in the country. In the New England states, you will deal with fewer rednecks and far less ignorance, as most of the ivy league schools can be found here. The vacation spots are unbeatable and most people dress decent. In the fall, the foliage is a major tourist attraction. During the winter months, people visit to stay in lodges or ski. In the spring and summer, the beaches are crowded and the small towns earn the most money by housing all of the vacationers who decide to stay at Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard. Each state has its own perks... Oh yeah, did I mention that the Patriots are better than any other team?
Guy 1: "You're from New England? You must be a fuckin' Democrat hippie."

Guy: "No, I'm not a hippie, but yes, I do have more money than you."
by DrRock710 August 3, 2008
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north of england

better than the south, filled with the funniest people of england. no torys or snobs to be found, big drinkers of alcohol! never a dull moment. hate southerners
‘the southeners are a bunch of snobby cunts i’m glad and proud to be northern’ (north of england)
by jeisejensn December 20, 2020
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New England

New Hampshire? Maine? Connecticut? Oooh, you mean those other states in Massachusetts and Friends!
by Eric Dion March 17, 2004
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New England

If the stereotypes are to be believed, then it is the land of the socialized psychopaths. According to stereotypes, the people are:
-apathetic/coldly aloof/callous
-narcissistic/arrogant/self absorbed
-shallowly charismatic/good enough at faking to get rich
-well schooled/intelligent/smart enough to get what they want
-manipulative
-deceitful
-bad drivers/impulsive drivers

However, though there are no doubt people in the region who fit such a description, there is a silent majority who are pretty good people. Some of them are just so unused to energetic or very happy personalities that they regard them with suspicion, and are uncomfortable with very friendly strangers. They warm up to a person after a while, though, when they grow use to or comfortable with them. Also, not everyone there is rich, liberal, preppy, and/or has gone to private schools. Most New Englanders that I have met live in single story (2 if you count the attic) houses on 1/4 or maybe 1/3 an acre of land, go to public school, don't give a damn about politics, and are annoyed by preps. "Wicked" as a substitute for very is common, though, as rumored.
That dude there isn't as much of an asshole as you would think. You wouldn't guess he was from New England if it wasn't for him saying "wicked awesome".
by Callie_Ko_Cat December 15, 2010
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driving in England

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."
by Baz February 15, 2004
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Rusty England

The old lady’s arthritis made my Rusty England phenomenal.
by Snickelfritz October 1, 2017
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