English Ham

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.

Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.

by Sir. James July 24, 2008

Englishitude

The degree or level of English culture that a person has.

It's etymology is derived from the word 'English' and the suffix '-itude', from Latin -tūdō (“signifying a noun of state”), via the French -itude.

"We should really go and see a Shakespeare play together. I need to brush up on my Englishitude".

by Neologifier October 12, 2011

English Sucker

A usually epic blowjob performed by a very sexy and kinky Englishwoman on an American male.

American Man: I'm so fuckin horny I could jerk right here.

Englishwoman: No need for you to wank love I'm gonna give you an English Sucker and swallow all of your American spunk.

American Man: Fuck Yea!

by Skazellino January 27, 2012

English Bombed

Getting utterly surprised by someone speaking perfect English. Usually comes while an English-speaker is immersed in a foreign culture, possibly in Asia, and in a vulnerable position. The shock of a bombing can cause temporary loss of bodily control, such as drooling or sphincter loss.

Johnny was the only non-Korean in the bar. He had to pee and he was starting the familiar dance. He racked his brain for the appropriate Korean phrase, when the bartender asked, "do you need to use the bathroom?" A dot of pee released. BAM! English bombed!

by Johnny Fish July 23, 2012

English salute

When a male reaches a state of sexual excitement while wearing shorts

Did you see Sean on the beach yesterday?

Yeah, there were a few fit birds in scantily clad bikinis and he clearly gave them an English salute

by LongymanAVFC August 31, 2014

English laundry

(n.) Clothes or other material that need washing because they are stained from semen.

We took Brendt to the strip club for the first time the other night... needless to say, he left with a pant-load of English laundry.

by Ballers Only October 24, 2014

English tugboat

Two yanks on a half chub yonk

Toot toot!

Then he asked me to give him a good ole' English tugboat!

by platypussy_ February 8, 2017