English salute

When a male reaches a state of sexual excitement while wearing shorts

Did you see Sean on the beach yesterday?

Yeah, there were a few fit birds in scantily clad bikinis and he clearly gave them an English salute

by LongymanAVFC August 31, 2014

English laundry

(n.) Clothes or other material that need washing because they are stained from semen.

We took Brendt to the strip club for the first time the other night... needless to say, he left with a pant-load of English laundry.

by Ballers Only October 24, 2014

English tugboat

Two yanks on a half chub yonk

Toot toot!

Then he asked me to give him a good ole' English tugboat!

by platypussy_ February 8, 2017

english plug

When you stick two fingers in her pussy and a thumb in the back door, which makes it look like the English power socket, with two power pins and one chunky ground pin.

Things were going well with Tiffany last night, until I tried the English plug.

by Count fluffles June 28, 2017

English Teacher in Korea

1. A person who is a native English speaker that have failed in all aspects of life back home and moved to Korea to teach English. Usually quite obnoxious too.

2. A loser.

Remember David? That guy who never graduated high school. He is now an English teacher in Korea.

by CookDane June 12, 2018

english 10 at prisms

The worst experience one can face with the english language

English 10 at prisms was so bad, that orange man started to sound better.

by tseriessupporter May 2, 2019

Formal English

(n.) A dialect of French.

Formal English loves to ostracize short Germanic words and replace them with long synonyms of Latin and Greek origin, with the occasional Germanic influence, i.e. French.

by sillybirdspidercreature February 25, 2010