Eton

The act of being devoured.

My mate Bob was eton by crocodiles!

by The Comedian Reloaded November 28, 2004

Estonian Reach Around

This is where the female steps behind the man, kneels behind him, and eats his asshole while uppercutting his ball sack. A variation of this consist of pulling on his schlong till he squeels like a dolphin verses eating his cornhole.

Jenny is a freak. She loved giving the Estonian Reach Around to me.

by Mishka-Moondog August 30, 2012

Emonic

A cross between emo and demonic, for they are actually one in the same. That's deep maan. Real deep.

Emo guy: "Oh man. Oh man. My girlbuddi just broke up with me. I think I need to lay in my closet for a while, listen to Muse, and slit my wrists to let my emotions out."

Normal guy: "Oh man. Oh man. You are so emonic...."

by Deinococcus Radiodurans June 29, 2006

emonji

A one-player game (or it can played as a competition between friends to find the funniest results)
The player types in a clique/label like emo (the name comes from this) and adds a letter or a few letters in front of the word, then searches it on Urban Dictionary. E.g. slemo

person 1: Hey, wuu2?
person 2: nm, just playing emonji

by SellotapeLips January 4, 2011

Elton John

Our Lord and saviour

“Dear Elton John, I love you so much, amen”

by MTVDude May 3, 2021

etonic

cool, good, awesome, great, but can mean lots of other things

Dude, that is freakin etonic right there.

by violin2love November 8, 2005

Elton John

An Honored English Musician, noted for his flamboyant style and open homosexuality.
Real Name: Reginald Dwight

Reggie Dwight? Elton John was given 2 black-sounding first names "Reggie" and "Dwight", so he had to change them to 2 white-sounding first names, "Elton" and "John", probably to appeal to a mainly white audience. Funny.

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza!"

by JGSR October 2, 2007