Emergent Docking
ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing
Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing
Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.
by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013
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Jim: New barmaid in from Ireland. That guy has had Emerald Fever for years.
Jim: New barmaid in from Ireland. That guy has had Emerald Fever for years.
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The Emerald triangle is a region located in Northern California that is North of the San Francisco Bay Area. It includes the counties of Mendocino, Humboldt, and Trinity. Its name came from its shape being triangle like and because its the largest cannabis producing region in the entire world, and weed is green and the fanciest green is emerald so there you have it, The Emerald Triangle.
Person 1: damn this green dank as fuck whered you get?
Person 2: went up north to the Emerald triangle and got it
Person 1: makes sense bc socal weed is straight trash
Person 2: went up north to the Emerald triangle and got it
Person 1: makes sense bc socal weed is straight trash
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by TheirMommy December 19, 2016
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2) someone who fakes emergencies and goes to hospital simply for a break from their responsibilities
2) someone who fakes emergencies and goes to hospital simply for a break from their responsibilities
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I need to go to hospital i think it's an emergencycondriac and my kids be driving me nuts i need a break!
Im in hospital having emergencycondriac somebody look after my kids and bring me a cheeseburger!
I need to go to hospital i think it's an emergencycondriac and my kids be driving me nuts i need a break!
Im in hospital having emergencycondriac somebody look after my kids and bring me a cheeseburger!
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