evertonian

the fans of the mental disabled football team in liverpool. most evertonians have been know to hate success, be obsessed with liverpool football club and talk gobshite 24/7.

person 1 "hey do you want to watch everton"
person 2 "surrounded by those fuckwit evertonians, no i'd rather be molested by a group of AIDS infested African that smell like shit"
person 1"fair point"

by ogthetg September 1, 2016

Emerson

A annoying person who iff is in your life and sings carols, DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HER

emerson sings carols in july, but in december she doesnt

by LA SEBOCHITA June 26, 2018

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

My mom's favorite band. Ugh.

"You want to come to my place and listen to records?"
"I would, but my Emerson, Lake & Palmer vinyl is scratchy."

by Mr. XXXXX January 11, 2008

Emerson

the biggest cunt you’ll ever meet . thinks he’s so hard cuz he has a durag when actually he’s the biggest pussy anyone could ever meet. you often find that emerson’s mum has colossal titties. he’s thinks he runs the roads when actually he got jumped by 30 people. if u ever meet an emerson you will probably think about killing your self

hey guys i saw emerson’s mum

fuck me her tits are so big but i couldn’t find his dad

by jasonmoore44 September 29, 2019

emerson

Emerson is by far the worst appliance company ever. Their TVs don't have the right buttons on them, their appliances are flimsy pieces of shit, and they sell things in the US and yet its impossible to contact their customer service outside of Canada. Seriously try, they block your phone calls most of the time.

Customer: My television doesn't have an input button and the flimsy remote broke! What do I do?
Emerson customer service: Sorry, I'm too busy anally raping my fellow Canadians to respond right now.
Customer: What can I do about my broken iPod Alarm Clock?
Emerson customer service: Not email me, Thats for Canadians only.
Customer: Emerson Electronics can drink my bodily fluids.

by krakpusha March 18, 2008

Evertonism

To build up hope only to have it dashed before you can say 1995.

Oh no, I appear to be stuck in a state of evertonism.

by since_1995 January 7, 2017

Emerson

Emerson is the beautiful and wonderful girl in the world. She loves art and plays lacrosse, Feild hocky, and she snowboards. She has passing grades (B-A). She has dark brown hair, bright hazel eyes, and she is usually 12-15 years old. She is Caucasian but loves Asian food. She isn’t petite but isn’t large.

Woah dude Emerson is so hot ! You got to get a girl named Emerson. You’ll never want to lose her!

by ArtsyRoseWater February 26, 2018