Edmond

An asian guy's name variation of "Edward". Edmond's are always talented in an area you would have never guessed. Tall, lazy, spoiled, moody, and wishes too hard for some model to be in bed with him every single minute of his life. BTW they ABSOLUTELY hate being called "Eddy".

1: "Hey is that guy painting naked women?"
2: "Yeah I would have never guessed Edmond was such a great artist!"
1: "Dude, that painting is making me bone."
2: "..."

by wtf its edmond. April 8, 2009

esson

a kiddy fiddling man molester

I say Charles, that fellow over there is behaving like a right Esson.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Edmond

A small, yet increasing in number, city in Oklahoma. Full of rich brats who think they are better than everyone else.

Edmond is the worst city ever, I can't believe your moving there!

by Ukalalee August 19, 2008

Thomas Edison

The homosexual act of 1 partner inserting a lightbulb in the ass of another.

After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again.

by Rudery May 16, 2011

edison high school

A relatively small school located in Fairfax County, VA. Has a high minority population of Hispanics. Although a pretty crappy, ghetto school, some idiot millionaire decided to donate millions of dollars which was used to buy "Smartboards", which is a blackboard hooked up to a computer and is interactive. A very good idea, but the biggest waste of money on this talentless, worthless bunch of kids.

Yo there's gonna be a gangfight near edison high school tonight.

by ScrewYouToo February 24, 2005

Ednonton

Referring to the people, places and things within the City of Edmonton, and how there are no positive attributes to the city.

This guy going the limit in the left lane is such an Ednonton! He probably thinks his city is cultured and has many great things about it, but it doesn't! Ednonton sucks!

by heapseelon March 7, 2009

Edmonton

Shit houses, smelly council houses, shit police SHIT EVERYTHING. The only things that aren’t shit are the artists from here.

Person 1: Ay, I’m moving to Eddie

Person 2: That shit hole full of poor broke ass people. That part is bringing Enfield down and is full of stupid Romanians, Bulgarians etc that are get paid for ‘trying’ to find a job when all they do is sit down and smoke. If your kid goes Nightingale they’re done frfr. The brownies and darkies are peng but not loyal and the lightskins aren’t that peng.

Person 1: Relax fam who hurt you 😂😂
Person 2: No one hurt me ihs just true

Edmonton

by SuckYaMudda April 17, 2019