elder

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.

AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!

by Jade September 15, 2005

straight edger

An incorrect laymen's term used to identify individuals who subscribe to the straight edge philosophy.

"Straight edger" is often used in place of the more correct identifier of "one who is straight edge".

The cacophonous term is akin to describing one with Christian beliefs as a "Christianer", one with Jewish beliefs as a "Jewer", one with Mormon beliefs as a "Mormoner".

Or one who uses the term as an "idioter".

Those straight edgers sure do get a bad rap! Handsome devils they are, and they smell of clean laundry too!

I'm sure glad those straight edgers beat up those Juggalos!

by Renostyle February 7, 2008

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

Mack Eder

Probably the greatest man alive, with the ability to manage his entire life while always having the cute girl at his side.

“Man Mack Eder is amazing”
“I wish I was Mack Eder”

by Elmaniuels May 8, 2019

elderorphan

An elderly person who has no family or whose family can't or won't care for them.

elderorphan: There are about 10 million seniors in the U.S. who live alone. Fortunately, most of those still have family members to care for them, but about 15 percent of seniors who need care have no family support. Even if that percentage remains constant, the sheer number of elder orphans will grow thanks to the massive bulge of the baby boom which will begin reaching age 65 in 2011.

by Word Spy May 18, 2008

Elderförsh

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an elderly woman (or man) underneath the covers next to you, staring at you with an amused grin while fondling your genitals.

"Justin wasn't sure what to think when he woke up being Elderförshed."

by avsky January 28, 2010

Elder Douche

An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry

The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand April 3, 2011