Ethiopian Earlobe

When someone's testicle is cut off and pierced onto their earlobe.

Billy was screwing around in Spanish class so Senora cut off his nuts and gave him double Ethiopian Earlobes.

by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008

Earlashes

The annoying little hairs that grow visibly inside men's ears beginning in their mid to late '50s.

At the barber-"Get those earlashes while you're at it."

by Watersnake February 8, 2008

Early Nerd

That one annoying guest who always arrives early to events/parties.

Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.

Host1: "Stephen, you're 3 hours early for the party!"

Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"

Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"

by Coco987654321 August 24, 2010

early scoop

When the girl's not ready, but you go ahead anyway

So, Tina, I was out with Charlie the other night and after only one glass of wine he pulled an early scoop.

What? That's a two-glass move!

by Tina76954321 December 9, 2012

earlch

A boss ass bitch named Rachel

Oh snap look at earlch over there!

by Supacash December 21, 2013

Earbleed

Jacob Sartorius' cover of "All of Me" by John Legend.

Did you listen to that earbleed on YouTube?

by G ET ROAStE D FA M June 11, 2016

Earloids

another word for hearing aids, slang

The old man adjusted his earloids hearing-aids to hear his granddaughter more clearly.

by jimwaterss February 7, 2018