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Phyllis Diller

The Phyllis Diller is administered when a woman who hasn't bathed in over three days sticks a hand down her pants, rubs her hand around her vagina and taint, then takes her hand and places it over the mouth and nose of an unsuspecting person.
I had to wash my face for hours to get the smell off it after she gave me the Phyllis Diller.
by Chris Ceci March 14, 2007
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Text-Dilla-Phobia

TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.

This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.
Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.

Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.
by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010
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dillfuck

a combination of the words "dillhole" and "dumbfuck," denoting an undesirable or unintelligent person
"You're going to make us lose the game, dillfuck!"
by kyohaku October 1, 2008
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dillgaf

do you like my shirt?
dillgaf!
by boggyman August 21, 2006
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dillegince

A keyboarder on Call of Duty Black Ops 4. Also known as Swiper for his tendency to swipe onto someone with his mouse. The creator of the term "kun" followed after your name.
Friend: "Did you see Dillegince new 1v1 video? He left that kid under 50 in HP"

Me: "ofc, I always have his notis on he goated af"
by OptimalFire July 7, 2019
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Dillen

That little short ass bitch who will never have a girlfriend
Girl 1:Wow she really rejected Dillen

Girl 2: what did u expect
by The lonely one 56 November 6, 2019
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dill slaped

when a person gets slaped with a dildo. one of the most disrespectful thing that can be done to someone.
UC: man dat dude just got dill slaped
Dan: ya he did ha ha
by Dan aka MoB January 27, 2007
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