angle of the dangle

The angle of the dangle
is equal to the mass of the ass
when the heat of the meat is constant

Tom used the angle of the dangle formula to assess his performance.

by 50's male September 2, 2009

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boston dangler

its a poo where "try as you might it won't snap off"

I just had a boston dangler and it was still in my arse when it was in the water

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

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dangleberries

lumps of dry faeces hanging from anal hair

'oh my god,he hasnt washed his arse for a while, look at those DANGLEBERRIES'

by adi bull April 19, 2003

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A middle aged balding overweight gentleman who jabs his penis head into his stomach fold to allow the dangling of his testies while free balling at work. Most Grocery store produce managers, 90% to be exact perform this act.

Tina - Walking to the salad bar "What the fuck is up with Blake?"

Jenny (Deli Clerk) - "uhhh is he walkin weird?"

Tina - "yep"

Jenny "then he's probably doing the "bangle dangle"

Tina - "I'm not even going to ask"

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

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Five-hole dangler

A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".

Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.

And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....

Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.

by Wandymon October 2, 2007

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