pole dance dunce

the clueless idea that a stripper actully likes you or is your "girlfriend"

He thinks paris is into him for real..what a pole dance dunce.

by dino-depot April 20, 2009

Crocodile Dundee

Movie made in the early 1970s.
Featured a tough bushman who wrestled with crocodiles, and starred Paul Hogan.
Much forgotten in today's society, but without it, there would be now Steve Irwin}.

Man, that was one good movie!

by Sanders June 23, 2004

Dune Coon Itis

A medical condition in which the infected exhibit some or all qualities of that of a dune coon. Although rare, there have been fatal cases. DCI for short.

Me: Have you seen Adam lately? He's acting a little duney.
Wayne: Yea, I noticed that too. I'm no doctor but this might be a case of some serious dune coon itis
Me: That sounds about right, what a little poon.

by Sloppy 10s January 20, 2009

Duane

A substitute science teacher who is better than the actual science teacher.

While my teacher was on maternity leave, Duane substituted. His class was the best.

by Fish Cracker May 2, 2013

Dunce Cap

a small, cone-shaped turd, most commonly encountered stuck to the "head" of one's penis during withdrawal from an unclean anus.

"As I pulled my cock from her chocolate starfish in anticipation of shooting my load onto her bare butt-cheeks, I noticed a smelly DUNCE CAP adorning my head. Too late to stop, my load propelled the DUNCE CAP like a stinky poo rocket ship square into the back of her head, knocking her unconscious."

by Old Carndog December 16, 2013

Duane

The term is used when someone is chillaxed when some bitch rants and rambles about her personal life and issues that does not make sense.

"Duane was nodding after his classmate was ranting about when Babette had sex with Mr. Gray."

by AnonymousCIA January 14, 2014

Dundee

1) A good place to drive to barefoot whilst gorging on toblerone.

2) A sink of atrocity which no moral flushing seems fit to cleanse

3) Defends the north east of Scotland from Fife.

4) Its understood that in Glasgow and Edinburgh you are more likely to be cut and robbed. However only in Dundee, after stabbing and robbing you, will they suck your fucking eyeballs out of your skull.

Dundee: Eh was fuckin mortal man. Six cunts, big like, were like that "hear, Square go man" So i got out ma keys ken 'rattle rattle rattle.

by ShittingDicknipple May 29, 2009