Texas Dumpling

The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.

I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.

by K40tix August 10, 2020

smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 07, 2011

Dipped Dumplings

Where you stab someone in the stomach with a knife sharpener, then teabag the open wound. when you pull out, your nutsack should look like two dough covered balls that were dipped in meat sauce.

Jon " did you hear about what bob did?"
Nathan " Yeah I heard he dipped his dumplings"
Jon " Gnarly"
Nathan " nothing like Dipped Dumplings"

by MetalxHead April 18, 2011

Crack Dumpling

A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.

larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)

by VervetMonkey August 17, 2023

dumpling cheeks

Chubby cheeks? Is this racist, idk. I really hope not.

They got those dumpling cheeks, I could just squish them.

by hmmmmms_69 November 23, 2020

Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

by Blowfishmethadone December 17, 2011

Dabbin Dumplings

When you're at the end of the toothpaste (or anything in a tube) and you're trying to get that last bit out.

Yo Ma! We need more toothpaste. I'm Dabbin Dumplings ova here.

by sachemisms December 06, 2017