docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004

dike spike

Kate Gosselin's hair cut.

"Do you like Kates hair?"
"No, she has a dike spike."

by bangbang43 August 13, 2009

doilet

A stinky dog child.

"that guy totally shat him self. what a doilet."
"you look like a doilet. I'm over it."

by Boy-Toy August 15, 2009

oki-doke

When somebody is trying to bamboozle you, when they are trying to hoodwink you.

You all know the oki-doke.

by someguysaidwhat March 11, 2008

Diked

The act of lesbianing

Ali and Molly diked up all the girls at the bar, the guys had no chance.

by sbarberizzly March 30, 2010

Doked

A term used in the oil and gas industry for when someone deliberately fucks up so badly, you spend the next entire month trying to fix the mistakes.

Frank: WTF why are all these switches on backwards.
Alun: ohhhhhh you got Doked hahaha.

by Frankthetank242 August 23, 2016

docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out

Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017